When I need to go to the bathroom at the movies but the lights are dimming

whatshouldwhedoncallme:

OMG THIS WAS ME AT PROMETHEUS LAST NIGHT. Sorry to everyone I crawled over a third through the movie, but I just couldn’t hold it at that point.


autumngirlsoup:

master of the universe has in all its crapness made me want to become a reviewer.

here is a list of all the faces i made:

OK, now I have to read Fifty Shades of Grey.


Whenever someone asks me to dance

whatshouldwhedoncallme:

I’m thinking

 

 

 

I take every opportunity to reblog this scene because it’s so amazing. Also, Angel’s thought-dancing is me in real life. Especially when I’m playing “Call Me Maybe” in the shower.


When my friend swings by without telling me, and my apartment is a mess

whatshouldwecallme:

I had a surprise hookup a few weeks back, so of course my apartment was a mess. He came out of the bathroom to see me rearranging dirty clothes on my couch, and was just like, “Are you… cleaning?”

Also, open houses. The amount of rearranging I’ve done lately for those twice-weekly visits has been ridiculous.


Hulk ftw.

Hulk ftw.

(via loveyourchaos)


After a break-up

whatshouldwecallme:

The first day:

A week later:

A month later:

(source: shawnaramadingdong

Truer words. Er, .gifs.


When the waiter brings our food, and mine looks way better than everyone else’s

whatshouldwecallme:

What’s better is, my sister sent this to me over Facebook and knew that it describes me.


The sad part is, it almost looks like she’s signing (i.e., doing something intelligent).

The sad part is, it almost looks like she’s signing (i.e., doing something intelligent).


This .gif of Kate Middleton is hilarious. ONTD caption: Kate laughing at your dreams.

This .gif of Kate Middleton is hilarious. ONTD caption: Kate laughing at your dreams.