HODGINS: Page 187. Mind reading it aloud?
ANGELA: Page 187… I am not reading the sparky bits to you. You can get somebody else to do that sicko.
HODGINS: Okay, Fine. Read it to yourself then. [she takes the book and starts to read, realization coming over her face] That’s that thing that I do. Nobody else does that thing. It’s my thing that I do.
HODGINS: It’s not a well-known thing. It’s, ya know, my thing that I do.
ANGELA: Right, I remember. I was there.
HODGINS: You told Brennan about that thing I do!
ANGELA: It’s a very good thing…
HODGINS: It’s my thing! That I do! Did you tell her that it was my thing?
ANGELA: You mean did I give you credit?
HODGINS: Yes. Did you?
HODGINS: Good. Because I don’t need her looking at me thinking about that thing I do.
ANGELA: Well that’s good then.
HODGINS: But now that thing I do is in print. And every guy that reads that book is gonna give it a shot. [stands up to leave] Oh well, you know I got other things that I do. [Angela laughs] My advice? Only sleep with guys that can’t read… ‘cause otherwise you’ll never be rid of me.
Bones, 5x15 “Bones on a Blue Line”