The first time I met Josh’s dad (who died a few years ago), he said to me, straightfaced, “Natalie, you write about celebrities—did you hear about that actress who got stabbed? She was in Sweet Home Alabama, Reese… Reese…”

me: “Witherspoon?”

him: “No, with a knife.”

Still one of my favorite jokes. We miss you, George.


My Monday

Morning: Screw up Kate Winslet article by not doing enough research on Tony eligibility and what shows she might be able to do (the latter because I just don’t have enough knowledge about theater). Feel stupid since I want to be a playwright.

Afternoon: Catch on to the fact that Melissa McCarthy is doing well in our Most Viewed, write up a post about her, get tons of pageviews.

You win some, you lose some, right?


Crushable: Helping you look at naked photos of Scarlett Johansson with the proper safe-for-work filter since 2011.
(The Woody Allen glasses were my idea.)

Crushable: Helping you look at naked photos of Scarlett Johansson with the proper safe-for-work filter since 2011.

(The Woody Allen glasses were my idea.)


The life of a pop culture blogger: You slave over essays and theme weeks for hours, then Scarlett Johansson’s nude pics leak and you get the most pageviews you’ve ever seen in six months.





The single actual comment on my post about which women should take the stage for Charlie Sheen’s roast. This might be the most creative thing I’ve been called, especially since I wouldn’t consider myself someone gossip-obsessed IRL.
Also, the usual retort for “evy”: I’m getting paid for this, so STFU.

The single actual comment on my post about which women should take the stage for Charlie Sheen’s roast. This might be the most creative thing I’ve been called, especially since I wouldn’t consider myself someone gossip-obsessed IRL.

Also, the usual retort for “evy”: I’m getting paid for this, so STFU.


intifadat:

this keep popping in my dash and I love it .LOL

Thank God the Internet can laugh at Justin Bieber and isn’t just ruled by kids who will staunchly defend him.

(via intifadat-deactivated20120307)


This .gif of Kate Middleton is hilarious. ONTD caption: Kate laughing at your dreams.

This .gif of Kate Middleton is hilarious. ONTD caption: Kate laughing at your dreams.