riverdoge:

Man this series makes no fucking sense

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emilianadarling:

Sometimes I don’t think tumblr appreciates Buffy and her affinity for terrible puns enough. 

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Two weeks until my buddy Dylan Marron’s awesome looking show Ridgefield Middle School Talent Nite! Co-ed dance to follow. Spread the word and bring your inhalers.

April 1st
Glasslands
$10 general admission
21+


Love love her.

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blameaspartame:

wrong dang movie

As long as they still include a rendition of “All I Want For Christmas Is You,” I will probably still cry.

blameaspartame:

wrong dang movie

As long as they still include a rendition of “All I Want For Christmas Is You,” I will probably still cry.

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crushabledotcom:

PERFECT!

Brilliant.


When I hear someone else call my best friend their best friend

whatshouldwecallme:

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Truth. I was gonna pretend like I did this only in grade school, but nope, still get like this even as an adult.


andrlik:

mightymur:

The final, brilliant word on passive voice.
“She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive
“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active

Perfect.

What more do we need?

andrlik:

mightymur:

The final, brilliant word on passive voice.

“She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive

“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active

Perfect.

What more do we need?


Greeting my ex’s new girlfriend

whatshouldwecallme:

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Twice now I’ve had dreams that I slapped my ex’s new girlfriend across the face, and rather than fight back, she just nodded and said, “Yep, I deserved that.” (She doesn’t—it’s just my subconscious talking.) I think this GIF would probably be a better way to react when I next see her in public.


afkonair:

BRILLIANT

Showed this to our producer at KoPoint, he didn&#8217;t know what Bop It was. The generation gap strikes again&#8230;!

afkonair:

BRILLIANT

Showed this to our producer at KoPoint, he didn’t know what Bop It was. The generation gap strikes again…!

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