For all the devolution of language in my generation, the passive-aggressive period is unmistakable.

My Monday

Morning: Screw up Kate Winslet article by not doing enough research on Tony eligibility and what shows she might be able to do (the latter because I just don’t have enough knowledge about theater). Feel stupid since I want to be a playwright.

Afternoon: Catch on to the fact that Melissa McCarthy is doing well in our Most Viewed, write up a post about her, get tons of pageviews.

You win some, you lose some, right?